Monday, September 24, 2007

Freakin' Maniac Breaking News

the Freakin' Maniac, or something like that, is announcing that due to the high annoyingness of his blog, or something like that, he will no longer be posting. (we have an understanding that a majority of the "annoying" votes were actually cast by immanent eschaton staff, which just shows again the immense influence immanent eschaton wields.)
in a related note, the aforementioned maniac also reveals that one of the leaders of the dark forces (with out giving too much away, his last name rhymes with shmize l. man) will be publishing a book on why he really should be leader of the moetzes gedolei hatorah after all, especially because the rest of them are only there because they were once married to the unnamed rosh yeshiva's second cousins; that is he is writing a book Torah vs. Science: A Polemic.

Sunday, September 16, 2007

methinks he protesteth too much

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*(if you do not understand this try googling the above paragraph. notice that all of the other results are word lists which are the only other place you will find so many permutations of exciting.) or else maybe it is really really exciting.