Maureen Dowd is worried about Joe Biden's feelings:

Mr. Biden’s stream of consciousness can be impolitic. Politico’s Glenn Thrush refers to “the human political polygraph that is Joseph Robinette Biden.” It can also be bracingly honest.

Joe is nothing if not loyal. And the president should return that quality, and not leave his lieutenant vulnerable to “Odd Couple” parodies.

On a recent “Saturday Night Live” skit, Jason Sudeikis’s Biden leaned over Fred Armisen’s Obama, to tell Americans: “Look, I know $819 billion sounds like a lot of money. But it’s just a tip of the iceberg.”

Armisen’s clenched Obama murmurs: “Couldn’t pick Hillary. I just couldn’t.”

Gawker, a media gossip blog, translated Monday’s Garrett-Obama exchange this way:

“Uh, Mr. President, Joe Biden said something yesterday about how you two will eventually destroy the world, forever. Care to comment?”

“Oh, that’s just the vice president. We all know he’s mentally unbalanced, right, guys? Ha ha ha ha. But seriously: He’s nuts, please keep him away from sharp objects.”